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1. Dont talk to us about how ur last gf did something, or how good she was, that will just piss us
off
2. Dont rag on us about our music, or if we listen to something u dont like, most likely we cant stand ur damn
music either
3. Dont ASK if we wanna make out If we do, we'll throw some hints
4. Dont question us about other
guys. If u think ur girl is cheating on u, dont ask, just leave her, most likely if u suspect shes cheating, u cant trust
her
5. Dont call us 24 hours a day and expect we will always have nothing better to do than talk to u.
6.
If we arent home dont call all of our friends and ask where we are, most likely ur girlfriend has something better to do than
wait all day for ur phone call thats 30 min. later than she expected.
7. If we get in a fight NEVER EVER say "well
im gonna leave u then" if she hears that she will probably leave u first becuz she doesnt wanna hear ur bull sht
8.
Dont ask around to see if we really DID go out on friday night without u, remember one word "TRUST"
9. If we decide
to do something new with our hair or something of that sort dont tell us "that wont look good" just respect us for wut we
wanna do, some girls only ask ur oppinion to hear wut she wants to hear.
10. And last but not least, once we do finally
break up dont go around spreading mad rumors about us, we can throw back some rumors right at ya, and most likely we will
know some better ones than u, so dont try
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Here's
a little advice for you guys!
1. Don't ever tell a girl that she looks fine...use the words "pretty" "gorgeous" "beautiful"
we love it when your romantic!
2. Don't talk about other girls to a girl ex: "wow that girl is hot" that really pisses
us off
3. When we go on dates don't always make us start the conversations--we run out of things to say!
4.
Girls like guys to make the first move, because sometimes they feel that they're being to forward if they do.
5. You
can tease us but more like playful teasing and not to the extreme to where it just gets old.
6. Whenever we're in
a bad mood--it doesn't always mean we're "on our period" as guys put it don't always assume that thats the reason!
7.
Remember!romantic and sensitive guys are sooooo cute and sexy!ex: for a girl's birthday give her a puppy!(you dont have to
go to these extremes but a doezen rozes is also nice)
8. we dont always have to go out places!its ok to cuddle up
on a couch and watch a movie!
9. don't play us!there are just too many players anyway!
10. try to make us
laugh!girls love to laugh!but none of those cheesy jokes that you laugh at just cuz they're so stupid!
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these are just a few of many things that you guys out there should take into consideration!
1. dont
get mad if u say something like "follow me or i wont love u", and we say "so."
2. dont act like a bitch to us if ur
having a bad day, most likely we are trying to be nice.
3. dont ask ur bf to sit by u, then just talk to some other
guy the whole time he is there, it really pissed me off.
4. dont be a s
5. dont say thing u know isnt true
cause most likely we know too.
6. dont talk about us just because we play sports and crap.
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20 things guyz do that make us melt
( may not look like we melt but how can u see our insides??)
1.Do
something really cheesy for us
2.Move closer and closer while you are dancing
3.Spend all night calling
every Johnson in the phone just to talk
to you for 10 minutes
4.Hold you close when you are sick even
though he might get sick
5. Look right into your eyes after you have been crying and you know how much he cares
6.The way it feels when you are in thier arms and you can feel them breathing
7.The way when you are
freakin out because you think you are going to get into trouble and they keep telling you it's fine
8.The way
he looks when he is about to kiss you
9.The way they stare at thier feet and rub thier neck when they are nervous
10.The way that they say your name
11.The way you here his name and you feel like you could fly
12.
The way when you here anything about him u can't stop grinning all day
13.When they call and then try to make
up an excuse for calling
14. When some guy has been a real jerk to you and another guy goes to have a talk with
him
15.How when you have died your hair and you ask how it looks and he says that you are beautiful no matter
what
16. The way u could spend every second with him and not be tired at all
17. How when you rip
your skirt they offer to mend it for you,while you are wearing it And you know that he is just kiddin because he respects
you
18. The way they make you laugh
19. When you get cold he offers you his coat
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20 THINGS
GIRLS LOVE ABOUT GUYZ
1.THE WAY WHEN YOU ARE SICK U HE HOLDS WHILE WATCHING A CHICK FLICK WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH HE
KNOWS HE COULD GET SICK TOO
2.THEY THAT WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN CRYING HE JUST HOLDS AND EVERYTHING SEEMS TO MELT AWAY
3.THE WAY THEY SMILE AT YOU
4.THEY WAY THEY SMELL YOUR HAIR
5. WHEN THEY STARE AT THIER
FEET AND RUB THIER NECK BECAUSE THEY ARE NERVOUS
6. THEY WAY THEY LOOK AT YOU BEFORE THEY KISS YOU
7.THE
WAY THEY MOVE CLOSER CLOSER WHILE YOU ARE SLOW DANCING
8.THE WAY THEY DO REALLY CHEESY THINGS FOR YOU
9.
THEY WAY YOU CAN'T STOP GRINNING AFTER HEARING SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
10.THEY WAY YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR IS NAME
11.WHEN ONE GUY HAS BEEN A REAL JERK AND ANOTHER GUY HAS A TALK WITH HIM
12.WHEN YOU RIP YOUR SKIRT
AND HE TELLS HE WILL MEND IT FOR YOU,WHILE YOU ARE WEARING IT AND YOU KNOW HE IS JUST KIDDING BECAUSE HE RESPECTS YOU SO MUCH
13.THE WAY THEY LOOK AT YOU WHILE YOU ARE CRYING AND TRYING TO TELL HIM WHAT IS WRONG AND THEN YOU JUST GIVE UP
AND FALL INTO HIS ARMS
14.WHEN HE HAS SAID SOMETHING REALLY STUPID AND HE KEEPS WAITING FOR YOU TO LAUGH AND YOU
DON'T
15. THE WAY THEY HUG YOU
16. WHEN HE PICKS YOU UP AND THROWS YOU INTO THE POOL AND LOOKS SO
HURT WHEN YOU COME UP TO GIVE A NASTY LOOK FOR GETTING YOU ALL WET
17.WHEN YOU ASK HIM HOW YOU LOOK AND HE TELLS
YOU THAT U ALWAYS LOOK BEAUTIFUL
18. THE WAY IS SCARES YOU TO LOOK INTO HIS EYES FOR MORE THEN 3 SECONDS
19.THE
WAY YOU
DAY DREAM ABOUT THEM ALL DAY
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26 THINGS A PERFECT GUY WOULD DO
1.KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE DOWN.
2.TRY
TO SECRETLY SMELL YOUR HAIR, BUT YOU ALWAYS NOTICE.
3.STICKS UP FOR YOU BUT STILL RESPECTS YOUR INDEPENDENCE.
4.GIVE
YOU THE REMOTE CONTROL DURING THE GAME.
5.COME UP BEHIND YOU AND PUT HIS ARMS AROUND YOU.
6.PLAY WITH YOUR
HAIR.
7.HIS HANDS ALWAYS FIND YOURS.
8.BE CUTE WHEN HE REALLY WANTS SOMETHING.
9.OFFER YOU PLENTY
OF MESSAGES.
10.DANCE WITH YOU EVEN WHEN HE FEELS LIKE A DORK.
11.NEVER RUNS OUT OF LOVE.
12.BE FUNNY
BUT KNOW WHEN TO BE SERIOUS.
13.REALIZE HE'S BEING FUNNY WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE SERIOUS.
14.BE PATIENT WHEN YOU
TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY.
15.REACT SO CUTELY WHEN YOU HIT HIM AND IT ACTUALLY HURTS.
16.SMILES A LOT.
17.PLANS A ROMANTIC DATE FULL OF CHEESY THINGS HE WOULDN'T NORMALLY LIKE TO DO, JUST BECAUSE HE KNOWS IT MEANS A LOT
TO YOU.
18.APPRECIATE YOU.
19.HELP OTHERS OUT.
20.DRIVE 5 HOURS JUST TO SEE YOU FOR 1.
21.ALWAYS
GIVES YOU A KISS WHEN YOU DEPART FROM EACHOTHERS COMPANY. EVEN WHEN HIS FRIENDS ARE AROUND.
22.SING, EVEN WHEN HE
CANT.
23.HAVE A CREATIVE SENSE OF HUMOR.
24.STARE AT YOU.
25.CALL FOR NO REASON.
26.QUIT SMOKING,
CHEWING, DRINKING, OR DRUGS, JUST BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU THAT MUCH
These are all the things that girls want guys to know
1. we half to go to the bathroom
in pairs cause what if we get lost?
2. dont try to show off to us, it just makes us think that you are showing
us how big your ego can get.
3. dont tell your friends how hot other girls are while we are standing right there.
4. dont make fun of our weight (even if ur kidding)
5. why do guys always say that we are moody? we
aren't the ones with the raging hormones constantly runing through our head.
6. when you take us swiming flirt
with us and hold us.
7. we would love it if you would make it an effort to call us back when you say you will.
8. we like it when you shave your legs ( even if we say its gay, its not thats just so u dont think that we're
weird)
9. don't kiss us unless we give you the signal first.
10. here is a liitle secret about us,
we want you more when we cant have you.
11. dont be clingy
12. dont call more than twice in three
hours.
13. we dont want to hear who one the burping contests
14. dont act like you dont care as much
for us around your friends.
15. we love it when you have your arms around us and your hands in the pockets of
our sweatshirt.
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THE BEST THINGS
ABOUT BEING *A GIRL*
1 We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
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2 Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
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3 Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
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4 If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll
probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
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5 We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
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6 Girl talk. You know, how
we just understand each other without
having to explain stuff.
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7 We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
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8 Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up
with a little concealer. ( how do guys
live without that stuff?)
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9 We dont
have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
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10 We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we
know how to dance.
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11 all u guyz....... Need i explain this one????
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12 We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
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13 We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look
tough...lol
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14 That whole circumcision thing!
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15 When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that
we like even better.
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16 We dont have to deal with sideburns.
Whats up with those anyway?
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17 At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
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18 We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
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19 Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
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20 We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
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Girls are dandy made of candy ~**
OO yah, dont be ashamed if u like trip or something while e trying to make us laugh, we can tell when
you feel that way but if u did it jsut to get attention, we cen tell that too... dont critize urself ( stupid! stupid! stupid!!!,
she probably thinks im a freak) we dont we think ur a hott freak ( thats a good thing too) ;)
